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Writing for Profit or Pleasure: Where (and how) to Publish

06 Jan

 

Writing for Profit or Pleasure: Where to Sell Your Work - book imageWhy publish?

You have a desire to write; to make your thoughts and inspirations known to others. Perhaps you are knowledgeable and wish to share your expertise with others, passing what you know to another generation.  Maybe you are creative and enjoy entertaining others with stories of fiction.  Or perhaps you are insightful and like telling factual tales about places, people and events; helping others to understand.

Whatever your particular bend is, to share your work with others means acquiring a means of publication.  These days, publication comes in many forms, but some forms are better suited to different tastes, depending on your expectations.  Particularly the expectation of payment for your efforts. Read the rest of this entry »

 
 

Making a Break For It (again)

21 May

Blondie, dog, escape artist

My “baby girl” Blondie

We have had a real problem with Blondie exploiting any weakness she finds in a fence and making a break for the wild woods.  As a result I have taken to tethering her in the shop yard or locking her inside the shop if I have to step away for a bit – like to go get the mail or do some gardening.  After her last escape I spent a morning tightening up the fencing, bolstering posts, and sealing up the lower edges where she (or something) had pulled up the pins that hold the fence to the ground.  I eliminated all the potential escape routes I could find.  But she is strong as a bear, and it constantly surprises me what she’s capable of.

For the past two days I’ve let her run loose in the shop yard because I was out there with her, WATCHING.  I made a point of scolding her if I caught her casing the fence line, and praising her when she was just wandering around or resting and being good.

This afternoon Cochise decided to stay home after lunch (rain is coming, hes a wimp regarding rain) and he can be trusted on his own in the house.  He’s a very good boy.  Blondie and I came back to the shop and were inside.  Cochise started making a fuss from the living room window so Blondie and I went out to the gate to see what was going on.  There are trees in front of all the shop windows for shade so I can’t see much from in here.  The little white furball dog from across the road was out pissing on my garden, so I ran down to chase it away.  This took no more than TWO MINUTES – seriously – but when I got back Blondie was nowhere to be found.  She had found a new way out: by RIPPING a panel down that had been stapled across an opening formerly occupied by a gate.

I have since re-stapled it, but I’ll have to cut wood battens to nail over the top of the staples: MAYBE that would hold her.  The fencing itself has a 600 LB tensile strength, but she has managed to tear it with her claws.  And “critters” have been chewing holes in it here and up at the play yard.  I’ve mended the holes by cutting patches of fencing and wiring them over the holes… and they chew through the patches!

Back to my story.  So I armed myself with a dog cookie and a leash and went out in search of Blondie.

I looked high (up in the woods) and I looked low (down along the road).  Finally I caught sight of a Blondie butt disappearing over a hill in The Judge’s driveway headed toward his house. I called her, she ran.  I walked faster (can’t run anymore or I pass out), she disappeared.  She must have darted off into the woods that line both sides of his 1/2 mile long (or more) driveway.

Cochise started making a fuss. Maybe she had gone back home; I should turn back and go look.  No, I’m almost to his house, I should go on and be sure.  They have a big brown dog that seems to fascinate her.  Besides, if she went home, she’d probably run off again before I got there.  I rounded the last bend and did not see her.  I turned around and she came trotting out of the woods back the way I’d come. I called her, she ran straight toward me; very gratifying… until she zipped right past and headed up to the Judge’s house!  I’m pretty sure she was chuckling.

She led me on a merry hour long chase: POINTEDLY ignoring me the whole way.  She’d let me get almost close enough to grab her then bolt away again.  Finally, she forgot about her tail and I seized the opportunity.    On the leash again I escorted her home.  I did NOT give her the cookie she so pointedly ignored previously.

She’s alive and well – though tired – I’m the dead one.  Working on a bottle of Gatorade now.

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BlondieAddendum:  Two days later we signed the papers and made it official – Blondie is now a permanent part of our family.  Alicia installed her chip at the shelter – it’s just a shame it’s not like a cell phone where we could triangulate her location!  I’m sure she’ll be making a break and going a-wandering as often as get gets the chance.  It will be my job to eliminate those chances.

Cochise went along to keep her company and see his good friend Alicia, who says she likes to follow along with his adventures on Facebook.  He’s always excited to go see his friends at The Newport Animal Shelter.

 

we did sign the paperwork to officially make Blondie a permanent part of our family.  She will. no doubt, be our troubled teen who likes to run off, but she’s a sweet gal most of the time, and we love her dearly.  Even Cochise; in fact it was his idea that we keep her.  Maybe, in time, she too will decide she likes it better here than out there and give up making a break for it every chance she gets.

 
 

Science Fiction Fact & Fancy: Navigation

17 May

Have you ever gone to a carnival and tried out the shooting gallery: the ones where you use a BB gun to plink over metal duckies as they swim across a shelf in the back of the booth?  Even if the carney has not messed with the sights so the BB does not go where you think it will, you may have found hitting a moving target to be a challenge.

If the carnival shooting gallery isn’t challenging enough, try skeet shooting – with a rifle, not a shotgun – and you’ll get closer to the challenge of shooting a space ship from one planet to another, let alone from one star to another.

Galaxy M1

Galaxy M1 Courtesy NASA

I found a comment left on one of Greta van der Rol’s blog posts interesting: the discussion was of a space ship coasting to a stop in space because the engine failed.  This will not happen, but he asked, “Coast to a stop – relative to what?” And he made the point of my next post in an elegantly succinct manner. The biggest issue in flitting around space is that everything is in motion.

If we board an aircraft in New York and fly to London, noodle around for a week then fly back; New York is almost always right where we left it.  We can use landmarks, compass headings & distance and now GPS satellite signals to travel from one point on our globe to another with little risk of missing our mark – unless we’re using iMaps: then it’s hard to say where you will end up!  But in outer space – even interplanetary space – things are very different. Everything in our solar system orbits around our sun.  We can use the sun as one fixed point of reference, but everything else is in motion and moving from one place to another requires a lot of complicated mathematics to calculate a trajectory that will put us in the place our destination will be when we get there.  In marksmanship terms, we must “lead the target”: shoot for where it will be, not where it is now.

Once we leave our planetary system, things get a bit more strange, for our sun is no longer a fixed reference point; our solar system is in motion relative to the rest of the galaxy.  If you think finding your car in the shopping mall parking lot is a challenge, how would you feel if sections of the lot could move around?  What if light pole 6B was not guaranteed to be 4 rows to the left of the Penny’s main entrance, but could be closer to Sears when you were ready to leave?  That would throw a wrinkle into things wouldn’t it?  I’d be using the valet parking for sure!

We hop on an interstellar space ship bound for a distant star, noodle around for a few months collecting souvenirs and photographing the local flora and fauna, then head back home.  But wait: home is not where we left it!  Now what?

As Sci-Fi writers we can simply type, “Ensign Saunders, plot a course.” and we’re on our way.  No need to wallow around in the details of interstellar navigation.  But, isn’t this a bit like saying, “I have a calculator, why do I need to learn the multiplication tables?”  Sometimes, as a writer, wallowing in the details can add depth to your writing. So, how might we chart a galaxy so that our ships could reliably navigate through it?  What would we use for landmarks when the land is fluid?

Navigation by Coordinates.

galactic coordinates systemThere is a galactic coordinate system in use now. The galactic coordinate system is a celestial coordinate system in spherical coordinates, with the Sun as its center, the primary direction aligned with the approximate center of the Milky Way galaxy, and the fundamental plane approximately in the galactic plane. It uses the right-handed convention, meaning that coordinates are positive toward the north and toward the east in the fundamental plane.[1]This is a great way to plot celestial bodies as viewed from Earth, but I think we’ll find its usefulness limited once we start bebopping about in other neighborhoods.

Star Maps

A computer model of the galaxy could, with sufficient memory and processing power, keep track of the gazillion stars and other celestial bodies in our galaxy.  Such a computer will need to be powerful enough to make Oak Ridge National Laboratory’s Titan supercomputer (which resides down the road from me in Oak Ridge Tennessee, and is currently the world’s fastest computer) look like a child’s toy.  But if you can plunk down a You Are Here pin on the map, you could calculate a course that will put you in the right spot when your destination gets to where it will be when you get there… and, hopefully, avoid hitting anything substantial while en route.  This is fine if you have a careful record of where you have been, but how do you figure out where you are if you’re not sure?

Navigating by Beacons

A network of beacons or satellites that emit a constant signal could be established and used as guide posts.  Of course the beacons will be moving along with everything else, but if LaGrange points are chosen so the beacons can float along in relatively fixed positions relative to the rest of the galaxy their guidance should be useful.  The bigger problem is that radio signals will take tens of thousands of years to span interstellar space and laser disperses quickly.  Both signals are likely to become lost in the galactic background noise, making them of use only at relatively close range anyway.  And the cost of setting up and maintaining a system of intergalactic lighthouses… let’s not even go there!

Pulsar_Chandra Crab

Pulsar_Chandra Crab

A better system would be to use powerful, natural phenomena as sign posts.  Like pulsars.  The European Space Agency’s Ariadna initiative is examining the feasibility of navigation relying on millisecond pulsars; rotating neutron stars that spin faster than 40 revolutions per second.  Each star is unique in its timing interval.  Locate three of them in your proximity and you can triangulate your current position on that wondrous computerized star map your ship carries around.  A ship with optical sensors could do this autonomously.  Galactic GPS.

Using pattern recognition software and constellations comes to mind as well.  But again, as we travel around, and view the constellations from different angles, their shape will change.  That pat-rec software will have to be really sophisticated to handle that!

Other Ideas?

My money is on the pulsars and a star map in a bio-mega-super computer, but I’d be very interested in hearing any other ideas you might have.

Others in this series:

Science Fiction Fact & Fancy: Space Travel
Science Fiction Fact & Fancy: Propulsion-Engines
Science Fiction Fact & Fancy: Propulsion-Exotic
Space: A Really Dangerous Place to Live
Science Fiction Fact & Fancy: Navigation

 

Writing Lessons from the Garden

14 May

I lay claim to the title Professional Writer because I make an income from selling my articles and books.  I am also an amateur gardener: because I do NOT make any income from it.  I had once considered selling excess produce at the local Farmers Market, but that would mean getting up quite early on Saturdays and trundling a truckload of veggies over to a parking lot where I would HOPE that people would be willing to exchange cash for foodstuffs.  That lost its appeal once that ‘getting up early on Saturday’ thing became a tangible reality.  Still I have learned some lessons from gardening that apply well to other areas of life, even life as a writer.

garden, raised bed gardening, writing lessons

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Space Is a Dangerous Place – Illustration of a Point

10 May

I recently post another of my Science Fiction Fact & Fancy posts that talked about the hazards of living and working in outer space – I mean, beyond the obvious, absolute vacuum thing.  Today I found this trailer for a new movie about to come out called Gravity, and I thought it was worth tossing it in here as a follow-up to that post.  See… told ya!

If it won’t play, watch it on YouTube:

Others in this Series:

Science Fiction Fact & Fancy: Space Travel
Science Fiction Fact & Fancy: Propulsion-Engines
Science Fiction Fact & Fancy: Propulsion-Exotic
Space: A Really Dangerous Place to Live
Science Fiction Fact & Fancy: Navigation

 

Immigrating to “The New World”: Mars

10 May

mars, settlement, colony, Mars One

Mars One settlement
Credit_Mars One-Bryan Versteeg

In the past, immigrating to “The New World” meant sailing across an ocean to the continent of North America.  And many people in many countries longed to do so… and did.  Today the term takes on new meaning as a Dutch firm plans to send settlers to another New World.  This time they’ll not be crossing an ocean, but an interplanetary void: heading for Mars.  Pipe dreams and science fiction? Apparently not. Read the rest of this entry »

 

Herbal Cures From Your Garden

07 May

I’ve been meaning to write an article about common herbal garden items that have healthful benefits beyond their vitamins and minerals.  Now that spring is upon us and the garden is coming along nicely it’s time I got around to that.

Herb bed
Growing herbs has many advantages and takes very little space.  You can grow 16 different herbs in a 4’ x 4’ raised bed garden.  You may need to pot some plants: like mint, which is wildly invasive, but you can set the pot down into your bed if you want to keep them all in one place. Read the rest of this entry »
 
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Blue-Gray Matter and Pink-Gray Matter in Communication

03 May

couple sulking, communication, argument

© Lisavan | Dreamstime Stock Photos

Effective communication between men and women has always been a issue of contention.  Let’s look at why that is.

In the 1960’s what is now called Second Wave Feminism began to build up steam as it tried to tell the world that men and women are – apart from some reproductive organs – identical.  This movement took up the mantra of the First Wave Feminists, which began in the 15th century, that women should have rights and opportunities equal to men.  And indeed they should and great strides have been made on that front.

The second wave added the ideology that men and women think just alike.  In the 1970’s gender neutrality became a big issue, and has had major repercussions in our society ever since. Aside from divergent physiology, says this theory, a woman is simply a man with a keenly honed fashion sense, and conversely, a man is just a woman who can’t dance and refuses to dust. Read the rest of this entry »

 
 

Book Review: Foreign Identity

01 May

Foreign Identity sci-fi novel by Becca J. CampbellForeign Identity, by Becca J. Campbell is quite probably the strangest alien abduction story I have read:  “strangest” as in unique and imaginative.  It is also a genre-melding story that brings together elements of romance, fantasy, mystery and Sci-Fi.

A note on the romance angle: I tend to avoid modern romance novels because so many of them are a cape of pornography hung on a wireframe of plot.  The primary thrust of the story (pun intended) is graphically described sex.  Foreign Identity is not one of those. 

The story begins with a man and a woman chained to opposite ends of a strange room.  They awaken to discover that they have no memory of who they are, where they are, or how they got there.  The room is a puzzle, a puzzle they must work together to solve.  But it is also just the first step in a long series of challenges that are before them as they get to know one another and try to discover who they are, what is happening to them and how to get back “home”. Read the rest of this entry »

 
 

The Sound of Sirens

26 Apr

EMS, ambulance, emergency vehicle. sirens

Photo credit: Oklahoma City Examiner

The one thing that has distinguished the past couple of days from most is that at least once each day we have heard sirens wailing in the distance.  My mom even commented on this.  Many of you will shrug and think, “So what?” and I understand this.  When we lived in St Louis, the mournful wail of emergency vehicles was so ever-present it was just part of the background noise that we tuned out – unless the siren came into our neighborhood.   Read the rest of this entry »

 
 

Space: a Really Dangerous Place to Live

23 Apr

We often think of outer space as being a great big empty nothing littered with trillions of stars and their attendant planets.  All big enough to avoid and with lots and lots of empty void between them.  Other than having to traverse the vast distances, empty space offers few dangers, right?  Very wrong!  In this episode of my on-going series about the fact and fancy of science fiction we’re going to take a look at what life for human beings would be like in outer space.

Orbital Space Dangers

First, let’s look at the area of space with which we are most familiar: that shell of space immediately surrounding our own planet.  The most prominent problem here, or in any part of outer space, is the awesome destructive force of a near perfect vacuum.  Any craft sent into space must be built to resist the forces of the interior atmosphere wanting to rush out into the vacuum surrounding it.  Even a pinhole in the hull can turn into disaster if the material is not strong enough to resist the erosive, tearing forces of hydrodynamics as the air screams out the hole.

space junkOrbital space has another main issue: space junk.  Human beings have become experts at trashing virtually every environment they can get to, including the space around our planet.  NASA says that currently there are approximately 6,300 tons of man-made debris orbiting the earth; some as small as a fleck of paint, some as large as the defunct Vanguard 1 satellite.

space junk damageWhat harm can a fleck of paint do?  When it’s traveling at 17,000 miles an hour, even a paint fleck can do serious damage.  Early in the space shuttle program, during the STS-7 mission, a tiny paint fleck hurtling through space hit a shuttle window, causing so much damage the entire window had to be replaced.  There are tens of thousands of junk bits in Earth orbit, some just flakes of paint, but some are nuts or bolts, tools lost by space walkers, discarded fuel tanks or rocket stages of previous space craft, even whole satellites. Read the rest of this entry »